Warning: If there’s a chance for you to get offended by a bad grammar by any means,
PLEASE STOP READING THIS.
Why i dont blog in English? The reason is very simple, IM NOT GOOD IN IT, before I
spill lots of shit here let me put it this way, just consider that I intentionally
(EVEN I DONT) made this entry by putting some wrong grammar, wrong spelling and
beyond acceptable vocabulary. Dont get me wrong, I just want YOU smart people to
have something to watch out for. Now I can hear you fluent english bloggers shouting
for excitement to make fun of me, while developing that eagerness to drop some
comments below like :
“Eiw OMG did you take your ENGLISH class or you just spent the whole semester
peeking on your super hot professor’s micro mini skirt??” OR
“YOU STUPID MORON, you better kill your self for that kind of sentence construction”
(while raising your eyebrows).
I mean why we Filipinos always condemn others by the way they talk in ENGLISH? I mean
whats wrong with that?? We are FILIPINOS anyway. I dont have issues for some people
writing in ENGLISH, infact, I applause them for that, its just that I get offended
whenever I read someone using profanity just to condemn others for their NOT SO GOOD GRAMMAR.
So I’m asking this favor to everyone, please be nice to people like Me, if you find something
wrong in our sentences, why dont you guys say it in a good manner, in a nice way, LIKE
“I’m going to blow your god damn head off, you fucking rascal” PLEASE let me stress that,
be nice to us. 🙂
I dont understand but why we’re so so attached to English language, to the extent that we
measure someone’s intellectual capability by the way they talk, we look up too much to anyone
who speaks like real American, who pronounce number “THREE” with the sound off “TH”, not
the typical Filipino who says “TREE”
I think in some ways, life would be so much easier if atleast the constitution was’nt written
in English, in that way we dont have to browse all the way to the OLDEST DICTIONARY just to
understand whats going on in this Impeachment trial, I’m having this perception that court
precedings nowadays are not all about whos’s guilty or who’s not, it’s a battle of grammar,
wordplay and vocabulary. And that’s correct, to be agood lawyer? It would take lots of tissue
paper to wipe your nose off while it bleeds while hearing a case.
In todays life, most of us are struggling to be different, it becomes a trend of life to be
unique, these are the reasons why most of us are trying to complicate simple things, Like
COMMUNICATING.
Anyway, forgive me for talking too much bullshit up there, I wrote this because I read
something very alarming, and ofcourse as a concern citizen, I can’t just let this slip on
your awareness, I mean this is a national security issue, we’re talking millions of
innocent lives here. So let me share these, I read about this article that there’s an
insect that has the ability to count, yes this very alarming, probably most of you goes
like “WWOOOOOWWWWW BIG DEAL”. I’m talking about this article published in Germany, that according
to the recent studies conducted by the nerd scientists, they found out while they’re in deep state
of boredom that FLIES can actually count. Personally, I dont have problems with insects or FLIES,
thats why everytime they landed on my head I’m assuming that it is probably confused, it’s tiny
brain must be unaware and mistaken me for a stinking shit or some rotten flesh. If this is true,
there’s a bigger chance that FLIES is better than millions of students nowadays in terms of MATH.
I’m thinking what else these insects are hiding from us? and if this is true, I think I can assume
that FLIES can read. So I’m making these statement for all of those flies flying around right now,
“DEAR FLIES, I know your’re attracted to any stinking things, like decaying garbage, shit,
rotten dead and worst of all armpit of an Indian, thats why I’m wondering what are you doing on
top of the head of the person reading this right now??”